24b is a bilingual bus

You may have heard a few languages in Cluj.  We often hear French, German, and of course Hungarian in addition to Romanian.  A few people speak English, but when we hear it, it is more like Romglish (Romanian with a few English words or phrases in it.)  If you ever heard of Chirita in Provence, you might want to see the long awaited sequels, Chirita in Londra, Chirita in New York, and Chiritia in Vechiul Vest.  Only, there are so many Chirita’s speaking English these days, that it might not be considered funny anymore.  Despite many languages having a long history in Cluj, bilingual things are usually bilingual in Romanian and English.

One of those English speakers is Bus 24b.  It tells you in Romanian to look after your belongings, in a long and informative way, but in English it just tells you to look after your stuff and beware of pickpockets.  It warns you, in Romanian and English, that this is the last stop, or to hold the handrail.  The Romanian warnings are slightly more detailed than the English, but the buses only seemed to speak English recently.

Another change on the bus is the machines that take credit card let you know the price before you pay.  No more checking your bankbalance to find out later that you were charged slightly more than expected.

Buses in Cluj are still free on Friday, but we no longer hear the announcement about “Vinerea Verde” over the loudspeaker.  Now that the bus has two languages to speak, and so many other things to say, little things like free bus passes are beyond the scope of the announcement system.

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“Chaos” as card machines go offline at Auchan

There was an announcement shortly after 3pm this afternoon at the Auchan’s in Cluj.   It was in Romanian, but here is a rough translation.

“Dear shoppers.  We are sorry to inform you that we cannot accept payment by card at the moment.  Sorry for any inconvenience this has caused.” Continue reading

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How new tarriff rules could tax expats

A Latvian once told me a joke about a Russian family on vacation.  The Russian family went far over the baggage allowance, but somehow everything fit on the plane.

When they arrived in New York City, the customs people looked at all their suitcases and said to the head of the household, “It looks like you’ve taken everything except the kitchen sink.”

On hearing this, the matriarch hit her husband on the head with her purse and exclaimed, “I told you we forgot to pack something!”

I have not seen any flights from Russia to confirm or negate this stereotype.  Most of us are not like the Russian stereotype.  Many expats are in Cluj for a while before they move their goods over.

But, after a few years in Cluj, you might feel more permanent.  Perhaps you miss your old clothes or toys.  Or you need your old documents to prove competency.  Maybe keeping things in storage in your home country is getting expensive.

In any case, you move your goods over.  Now, if you are moving from one EU country to another, it shouldn’t be too much of a problem.  But, even then, over zealous border guards will want you to declare your old papers in thirteen languages because it is easier for them to do that than to stop actual drug traffickers and people smugglers.

Yes, we all remember what it was like crossing into Romania before Schengen.  Romanian border guards used to keep families and tour buses waiting for hours on end, perhaps in league with the beggars who sold crosses to parked cars.  Meanwhile, stolen artefacts were reported to having left the country in almost every newspaper.  Every five year old was a suspect, while the obvious criminal was allowed to cross undisturbed.

And as the post office continues to stop birthday cards from reaching their destination, we can expect some things to get lost in the post.  But, if a wrongful tariff accompanies the box of birthday chocolates or the long awaited heirloom, perhaps that will motivate more people at the post office to actually do their job.

The Center for US voters abroad has started a campaign called “stop taxing our packages.”
https://usvotersabroad.org/fixmail/  The petition is against tariffs going to sending little items home, like Christmas presents.  Tariffs are affecting expats either way.  If you move your goods to Europe, or away from it, even if you paid for those goods before, they could be taxed.

Not only Americans are affected by this.  Apparently, people moving their goods via UPS from the UK also had to pay an extortionate tax and other fees that didn’t make sense.  We hear there is a little plot for “revenge” being planned, more on this story as it develops.

The Center for US voters abroad’s main purpose is to get Americans abroad to vote in US elections.  If Americans abroad would some how create a fifty first state, that state would have a larger population than fifteen existing states.  But, the Center claims that less than eight percent of these Americans vote.

That is probably was silly laws like Fbar and the tariffs are on the books.  Americans abroad do not use their vote to change the government, so the government doesn’t care.

And other countries are also playing the tariff game.

There are things you can do besides vote, of course.  Noel Godin once threw a pie in the face of Bill Gates.  The exact reason is unknown, Godin is an anarchist who likes to throw pies at people.

We also know of Muntadhar al-Zaidi who threw a shoe at George W Bush to protest against elements of the 2003 invasion of Iraq.

There is a long standing tradition of throwing eggs at British and Australian prime ministers.  American and Russian malcontents seem to prefer shooting their politicians with bullets.  Eggs get the message across in a better way.  I mean, Abraham Lincoln never even really got to know that someone was mad at him or why.  Also, those who throw eggs seem to have better aim.

Why is the above video banned?  It shows a politician fighting back after an egg throwing incident.

Anyway, remember, assassinations and egg throwing change nothing.  The American revolution did not require any assassinations, and the French and Russian revolutions did not acheive their aims for long.  A vote, however, and even a petition, can change things.

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Libertatea’s French scandal

Big deal, you say?  So, the 🇷🇴Romanian newspaper uses a British newspaper to translate French news site. English is an international language.  Why not look at the Guardian?
Well, we have our misgivings about the fallen tabloid.  The Guardian used to be a great newspaper, but they no longer pay their journalists.  Now, instead of journalists, they have a bunch of influencers, who are probably being paid by nepharious third party MLM shills, or maybe are just bored rich people with a bunch of time on their hands.
In this case, the Guardian simply summarised and (mis) translated a French interview.
This is a scandal for four reasons:
1. Românian is a country with over 20 million citizens, and over 100 thousand currently live in France. Another 100 thousand live in Belgium (most likely in French speaking areas) and it is not hard to find Romanians in Canada and Switzerland.  Over a quarter of a million Romanians have immigrated to French speaking countries.  (And this doesn’t include those who have learned French abroad and moved back, or moved on to a third country).  A Romanian newspaper should have someone who can do the interview directly, or at least speak enough French to translate from the French.
2. 🇷🇴Romania is a member of francophonie. Perhaps it’s more phony than francophone if they can’t find anyone to read the original article in French.
3. Românian is a “Latin” or “romance” language. You can even get degrees in 🇷🇴 Romania in French.  You can study dentistry through French in Cluj-Napoca, for instance.  And there is a French language podcast about Romania.
4. The owners of the newspaper are Swiss. Surely they have some French or German speakers.  Perhaps Libertatea should be rebranded as a summary of the Guardian and not a real newspaper.
What do you think?  Should a national newspaper in Romania be able to leverage their populations abroad, or at least their citizens who speak foreign languages, and not rely so much on the British and American media for its international news?
Do you know Romanian speakers abroad who are willing to be journalists for the Romanian press?
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Technical University Run – registration deadline tomorrow (friday 7 November)

“Chase the Sun” is a cross country run organized by students at Cluj’s technical university (UTCN). Advertised in Romanian as “Crosul Universitati Tehnice,” the run is nine miles long and stars at the Parcul Feroviarilor. The run is on Sunday, 9th of November 2025. The deadline to sign up in tomoorow, friday the ninth of November.

Length: 6 kilometers

Date: Sunday, 9th November, 2025

Time: 14:00

Place: Parcul Feroviarilor,  (Literally, Railway Workers Park) Cluj-Napoca

Minimum Participation fee: 90 ron with the kit, 40 ron without the kit.  (Those are the minimum donations.  You can always donate more if you wish.)

This year, they are running to support Irena, a young girl with a rare illness that only affects 55 known cases in Europe.

You can sign up through the following form:

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSexGbNTbNhCu9jABcKmDJay_lndLMK3n-jP3nboPLUZ1g2Y3w/viewform?pli=1

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Expat-owned bakery called “cult” on social media

A Youtube video with nearly ten thousand views, which seems to reference other videos from instagram or bytedance, is calling a local bakery a “Cult.”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGGAgRSUq5E 

The title of the video is “Cluj Napoca are une Cult secret?”  (Does Cluj Napoca have a secret Cult?)  We do not know much about the “Twelve Tribes” church that “allegedly” runs the bakery, but you can find accusations that are documented under “controversies” on wikipedia and the accusations within the video.  One of the Google maps reviews of the bakery says it is a “cult” too, and levels an accusation (which they may have gotten from the video or from Wikipedia).

These allegations look bad.  Are they true?  Perhaps we will do a follow up story. 

We do know that lies have been told about minorities in the past in Cluj, and you can read about pogroms in the local Jewish museum and old newspapers might tell you about ethnic violence, and yet unorthodox religions like the Unitarians have thrived here.  Cluj was the first place in Europe to allow religious freedom (well, after the collapse of the Roman empire, anyway). 

Although you might see prejudice occasionally, it seems the Jehovah’s Witnesses feel safe enough to have a stand on pretty much every street corner.  I tried some cinammon roles made by other religious minorities, and none of them were very good.  Perhaps the Twelve Tribes make better cinammon roles?  I don’t know.

What is most concerning about the video is part of the “proof” that the bakery is not on the level is that it is “foreign” owned.  As we know many expats in Cluj want businesses here, this underlines the kind of xenophobia that we did not expect to find within Cluj.  We see that a lot of the beneficiaries are French and Swiss.

A well known directory of businesses in Romania lists details about ownership and who runs the business, as well as profits and loss, number of employees, etc.  However, the only detail they seem to use an icon for is the flag of the owner.  Therefore, foreign owned businesses stand out like a sore thumb.

Could you imagine if France or Switzerland was denouncing a bakery there, and using the fact that beneficiaries were Romanian as evidence that it was a shady operation?  Or if all non-French owned businesses had to have their flags by their names?  They would be called xenophobic, racist, and all sorts of things.  It would be compared to the Taliban making sikhs wear purple.  Yet Romanians fly around foreign flags in the ownership of a local bakery (one that even is partially Romanian owned) and no one says anything.

One of the accusers has that annoying nose ring, that looks like those things that bulls in the Spanish areas wear during bull fights, except the ring part broke off.  What is up with that style?  Twenty years ago, if you saw someone with a nose gadget like that, you’d think she was the cult member.  It doesn’t look cool or pretty or clever, it just looks uncomfortable and silly.   Maybe it is a tool to stop kids from picking their noses? It looks weird, even for Cluj. I mean, at least walking on stilts requires skill.  

If you find yourself wanting to talk about those nose rings, here is some vocabular that might come in handy:

  • A se scobi în nas – to pick one’s nose.
  • nas înfundat – a blocked nose
  • a-și sufla nasul – to blow one’s nose.
  • inel purtat în nas – nose ring
  • fler – flair (nose)
  • bot – the nose of an airplane.
  • curios, indiscret – nosey
  • a-și băga nasul – to sniff around, (to stick one’s nose into…)
  • a da cuiva peste nas – to wrap someone on the knuckles..
  • a-și lua nasul la purtare -to stick one’s nose up (at somebody), to get uppity.
  • fix, exact – on the nose
  • a duce de nas – to fool, to lead someone by the nose.

Now, people comment that the bakery seems weird.  Does it seem weird because of their odd religious beliefs?  Or, is it because individuals there are foreign?

We do know foreign business owners who have been cheated in Romania, who have been charged by accountants for services not rendered (or not needed or asked for).

Is it true concern over a “cult” being in Cluj, or a veiled case of xenophobia?

No.  To us it looks like it was created to build a brand, in the horror genre.  Although extremists often use fear of the “other” to gain support, the channel does not seem political.  Another of their videos disrepects a cemetary, claiming to hear voices within it.  They look for controversy not to out the “bad” guys, but for a few clicks.  Like those old ladies who gossip about the “weird new neighbour” so they have something “interesting” to talk about.

And it appears to work.  Ten thousand isn’t that bad for people with no real content.  Will expats worry?  While Seventh Day Adventists, Unitarians and Jehovah’s Witnesses are well established among the ordinary population, other religions that are common amongst expats might be unusual to Romanians.  But Cluj seems diverse enough that you shouldn’t have to worry.  (There is alleged mistreatment of pagans here, and some isolated instances of xenophobia, but most of the time foreigners just attrack scammers.)

That said, the twelve tribes bakery seems to get lots of great reviews, and other than the rare objections to their religion and prices, most people seem to enjoy it.  So, for now anyway, they probably will enjoy their stay in Cluj.

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Review: Vecina (Mircea Bravo 4)

Technically, “Vecina” is not a sequel to Mircea Bravo.  I mean, the characters seem to be the same, with the same actor playing Bunica, and none of the actors seem to break out of the roles they play in the webseries, but Mircea is called Andrei.   Yeah, so it’s another universe, where Andrei is a teacher with the same grandma and the same friends and the same significant other and THE SAME JOKES!

I liked the first film better.  That said, it wasn’t the worst film in the world.  The trailers before the movie proved that you can have much worse. Vecina has jokes about trying to teach kids math, little one liners and gags here and there that seem a little funny.  Laurel and Hardy, the Three Stooges, the Marx Brothers, Abbot and Costello, Mr Houlot, Les Trois Freres, and even Chaplin made mediocre films in their time.  So, I will probably still see the next Mircea Bravo film.  But this one was, well, disappointing.

The audience did laugh on occasion.  If you only speak Romanian at B2 or below, you might have got about three or four visual gags, but you’d struggle to follow the plot.  If you are fluent in Romanian, you might have understood every word, but have struggled to see the point.

The basic plotline is this.  There is a new neighbour, and she is annoying.  She calls the police for the tiniest thing, like someone peeing too loud.  At first, Mircea “Andrei” Bravo and friends try to not irritate her, but eventually after she keeps calling ther cops over every little thing (and worse) give up and try to get rid of her.

One of his friends runs a yoga studio.  Another, an ageing womanizer, is a police man.  Another “works” in a shop without actually doing his job, parties, plays loud music, smokes weed, and tries to pick up the yoga lady.  He is one of those classic Hollywood screwball characters, like the rat you’d scream at in real life, but somehow you root for in a film.  I think making that guy so likeable shows some real talent, like the creators of Tom and Jerry.  Then there are minor characters who may or may not have jobs.

Spoiler and use of the film.

The screwball pot smoker could have his own film, really.   We feel sorry for him when (spoiler alert) the evil new neighbour makes him lose his job.

This is a good talking point.  I mean, do people deserve to lose their jobs for something they did outside of the workplace?  If it doesn’t hurt the customers, or the business, then does it really matter?

And another talking point is about being a good neighbour.  Do some people push the rules a bit too much?  Sure, there are rules about noise, but those exist so we can sleep better and live in peace, not so we can call the police every time we feel a little annoyed.

Also, where is that block?  No one except the new neighbour seems annoyed at the noise of the parties.  I mean, at least a math teacher would want to get some sleep on occasion.

And finally, why didn’t they get the neighbour ear plugs instead of a candy bar?  We at Hey Cluj sometimes take earplugs with us to films, because when the projectionist doesn’t understand the language the excessive noise causes a distortion that creates extra distracting echos.  They are cheap, you can get them at Auchan.  But I guess that means you can’t have a product placement.

Strangely, during this film, it seems Doina (the neighbour) got her way with the projectionist.  The sound level of the movie at cinema city was just right!  I would recommend the sound team for some kind of award, just not original music.

Soundtrack

There was some music, related to the characters.  One was a video made by Haiduc, and the other was the stoner who listens to loud party music.  The only beat I can remember is that sleezy stereotype song that they had when “Mircea’s wife” (Andrei’s girlfriend?) was dressed as a nurse and they were doing their weird romantic thing.  (No, you didn’t see this “Vecina” film five years ago, they have been recycling jokes.)

But yeah, the soundtrack is entirely forgetable.  I forgot it on the way home from the cinema.

Script

I think it was written with AI.  But, as I said, other comedy greats had off-films.  So, if they don’t write with AI, I will give them another chance.  However, the web series does not seem as funny, recently.  Maybe they replaced their writer with AI.

Audience reaction

Okay, so how did the audience react?  The cinema was full, and there were quite a few moments of laughter.  Maybe less than ten, but more than two.  Not everyone laughed, but if you see it with a full cinema, someone will laugh.

When the end credits came, almost everyone started walking out immediately.  No one seemed interested in watching the end credits, or waiting for one last joke at the end.  The ending was, well, disappointing.

No one had that satisfied look on their face the way they do in other comedies.  No one was quoting lines from the film.  People just seemed to be shuffling out to hurry home.  Perhaps they liked the film though, maybe they were just afraid of making too much noise and offending Doina!

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Things to do on Halloween in Cluj

Go to the movies

Sure, you can go to the cinema any day, but on Halloween you can see films at Cinema City for less than 20 lei.

Films in English include Zoocropolis (14:40 at Iulius Mall) and if you are looking for things too scary for children (maybe someone else is taking the kids trick or treating, or you don’t have children), there are quite a few proper horror films showing at Vivo. If you really want nightmares, both malls will be showing “Good Boy.”

Go to the museum

The Transilvanian museum of history will be having something during the day, in Romanian.  Guided tours…

Go to the mall

The mall has halloweeny kinds of things.  But a lot of the shops are already selling Christmas stuff.  And Black Friday has already started in places.

Hang with expat groups.

Expat religious groups and international schools might have Halloweeny stuff.

Cluj is not the most Halloweeny town out there, but you will find a little bit.  If you see someone dressed up, there is a chance they might speak English, Irish or even Welsh.

If you meet a Welshman…

Great costume.  Gwisg gwallgo neis!

Are you a vampire or a dragon? Ydych chi’n fampyr neu’n draig?

Hello, my name is Vlad.  Hallo, fy enw i yw Vlad.

Excuse me, Where is Bran Castle? Esgusodwch fi, Ble mae’r Castell Bran?

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Romanian businesses will be required to published salary data

I received an email “Salariile devin publice din 2026.”  So, why the longer title in English?

Well, the email was kind of clickbait.  At first, I thought we were entering a Finnish system, where everyone would know everyone else’s salary.  If you ever lived in Belgium, then you know the old joke, never ask a woman her age, never ask a man his salary, and never ask the AI for relationship advice.

So, what really is happening in Romania?  The EU is trying to push new directives.  Romania is being asked to pass similar laws to those that have already been implemented in countries like the UK.  Companies with a certain number of employees will have to reveal whether men or women are paid more.  Job ads will have to declare salaries.  Employees will be able to ask if others doing the same role get paid more or less.

These laws look good on the surface, as the data created can be an indication of discrimination.  However, does this extra paperwork make you want to start a business in Romania?

If you want salaries to be equal, there is a simple solution.  Hire employees in pairs.  For every interview where you negotiate salary, have a male and a female employee present.  They will negotiate their salaries together, and get paid the same.

From an employee’s point of view, however, the law seems to solve one problem.  Don’t you hate job posts that don’t tell you what the pay is?

So, here’s a recap of the new rules.

New Rules from summer 2026

  • All job postings need to publish a salary or salary range.
  • Companies with 100 or more employees will be required to publish the difference in male and female salaries.  (Companies with 50 or more will have to answer questions when posed.)
  • Employees can ask how their salary relates to the company average.
  • Companies need to make public criteria for giving higher salaries.

This sounds terrific, if you have never run a company.

But, once I might have asked why my co-workers got paid more than me, at an old job.

“Why did Bob get paid more than the rest of us?” 

“He’s better at negotiating.”

“I negotiate with clients.  I got the … contract, and renewed the … and then I …”

“Yes, and we appreciate all that.  But Bob negotiates with us.”

Will it take effect?

Will this go through, however?  If we look at the UK, they had to close down a lot of public services after councils were sued for paying men more than women.  In Romania, some government institutions probably pay men more than women.  With the salary data becoming public, it will be easier to sue.

The government has already speculated that scheduled minimum wage raises might be paused.  And companies are leaving Romania because of the heavy amount of paperwork.  (They blame high taxes, but the bureaucracy fatigue is real.)

That said, we think it is good practice to publish salaries in most job adverts.  You will waste less time if you are transparent with potential employees about what you have to offer.

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What Romania can learn from Mississippi

Mississippi has traditionally rabked last in literacy in the USA. Perhaps that’s because the state name is so hard to spell (even if it only takes a second to say), and their towns within are even more difficult, that students give up learning to spell anything else.

Now, English has special problems that Romanian doesn’t.  In Romanian, if you learn the rules, then you can spell just about anything.  And when you can spell words, you can write and read them too.  In English, there are so many exceptions, that it is possible to be fluent in reading and pronounce half of what you say incorrectly, or be fluent in listening but still not be able to read very well.  Still, many Romanians use English as a working language (especially when communicating with expats or foreigners), and there are enough in common that we can look at similarities.

Conservative news sources credit “phonics” of the “Mississippi miracle.” 

RICH LOWRY: Mississippi, not California, is the education future

 

Phonics makes sense if you understand how the English language works.  There are many different ways to write the long-a sound in English, and phonics is about learning these different letter combinations to understand how the language works.  It starts with learning the alphabet, and progresses to learning alternative sounds of letters, sounds of letter combinations, and so on.  There are a few sounds (like the “ou” in “thou” ) that do not seem to follow any rule but if you learn phonics and the “normal” rules first, and then you just pick up the exceptions as they come along.

How do you pronounce ui in English?  Like Build and guilt?… but more commonly it seems to be like guitar and linguistics… and then there’s fruit and suit!  Let’s not forget mosquito! And what about fluid?  But most of the time, unless you’re Gallagher, you can make sense of the basics.

Oh wait, that is phonics not working.  What about it working?

We can look up phonics online, to see it in action.

Now, phonics might be part of the picture, and it certainly seems to help.  Trying to learn complicated things before you learn the basics can be offputting, and so difficult that many people give up.  Level appropriate learning is always a good way of doing things.

But, in addition to those who praise Mississippi, it makes sense to look at those who criticise the state to see what they are really up to.  Or, at least look at different viewpoints, like that from the envious Arizona.

The “Literacy Based Promotion Act of 2013” seems to be what turned Mississippi around.  One policy was to ask children to repeat in third grade (year four) if they couldn’t read at a certain level.  So, illiteratue third graders would have to repeat the year until they could read.

While Mississippi doesn’t seem as strict about having its own university levels for teachers, it does test them on certain skillsets, including the so-called “Science of Reading.”  The Science of Reading goes beyond phonics.

Teachers must pass this standardized test, rather than have a bunch of fancy qualifications after their name.  (There are qualifications for teachers in the state, of course, but it generally accepts teachers qualified in other states, so it has more teachers to choose from.)  So, teachers need to prove that they understand how the brain works, and how children think.  Standardised tests for children are common, and teacher training is also common, but standardized tests for teachers might be part of what sets Mississippi apart.

Other than that, teachers in Mississippi seem to have a great deal of freedom in what methods they use to teach.

And another factor that the conservative newspapers leave out is the emphasis on pre-kindergarten schooling options. (Basically, government funded creches).

Mississippi spends money on education.  Despite the fact that Mississippi is the poorest state, it spends more per pupil than richer states like Arizona.  That’s not just a higher percentage of the overall budget, but more per pupil.

What is especially encouraging for Romania is that Hispanic students in Mississippi went to number one in the nation.  While Spanish is not exactly Romanian, Hispanic students in the US tend to speak Spanish as a second language.  Many Romanians learn abroad and Romania is also a multilingual nation.  Romanians who study in English would probably benefit from similar techniques and Hispanic students who study in English.

But could it work for foreign students studying Romanian?  Yes, why not.  Romanian is more regular than English, so there is no need for spelling bees.  Each sound tends to match one spelling, and each spelling one sound.  So, If you manage to learn some of the basic rules, you can figure out how almost anything is spelt.

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